You make me laugh.

Ahhhhh. So here I am again. I get the feeling that the subject matter on this blog may get a bit to deep at times. Its funny because I am usually such a happy go lucky kind of guy. I mean I watch the porn, I party, and yes I have even smacked the occasional bum bum a time or two. I think the positive aspect of my mind is what draws what friends I do have to me. People normally don’t enjoy watching me pound my head against a wall (unless they have been the butt of my jokes), so I do that in private. My venting takes many forms, from incredibly large and dark oil paintings to very bad poetry. Still I feel sometimes that my loosely wound sanity lets one of the slimy things slip by form time to time…hence this blog. So the purpose of this entry (although I may just be talking to myself here) is mainly to assure you and myself that I am a happy guy, with happy times, and a happy colon.

So should any of you sissy bitchs feel the urge to tell me to lighten up…THEN YOU CAN KISS MY ASS IN HELL!!

…and I love you all.